discoverynews:

What’s Taking E.T. So Long to Find Us?
E.T. would have had plenty of time to reach us by now. Are we just being ignored?
Mathematically speaking, ET would have found us by now — if he  exists — so we’re being consciously avoided for some reason, a new  study concludes.
“We’re either alone, or they’re out there and leave us alone,”  mathematician Thomas Hair, with Florida Gulf Coast University in Fort  Myers, told Discovery News.
keep reading

I like to think that Discovery is not talking about Aliens in general but is really expecting the ACTUAL ET… where are you buddy come light up that heart light

discoverynews:

What’s Taking E.T. So Long to Find Us?

E.T. would have had plenty of time to reach us by now. Are we just being ignored?

Mathematically speaking, ET would have found us by now — if he exists — so we’re being consciously avoided for some reason, a new study concludes.

“We’re either alone, or they’re out there and leave us alone,” mathematician Thomas Hair, with Florida Gulf Coast University in Fort Myers, told Discovery News.

keep reading

I like to think that Discovery is not talking about Aliens in general but is really expecting the ACTUAL ET… where are you buddy come light up that heart light


daveshumka:

Once she finds out you saved ten dollars, you won’t need the lube.

daveshumka:

Once she finds out you saved ten dollars, you won’t need the lube.




thedailywhat:

This x That:
Know This:
Above: President Obama and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer engage in an “intense exchange” over her book, Scorpions for Breakfast, which claims the president ignores illegal immigration “because migrants will help Mr. Obama register more Democratic votes.”
Rep. Michele Bachmann says she will seek a fourth term despite failed presidential bid.
Father of teen involved in infamous beating video turns son in. 
RIP: Nicol Williamson, Excalibur actor, dead at 75. Also: Sportswriter Bill Mardo, at 88.
Read This:
In opinion piece, Fidel Castro calls Republican presidential nomination race “the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.” 
Oklahoma City Republican introduces bill to ban use of human fetuses in food products.
Murder responsible for notorious headline denied parole.
Look At This:
The Big Picture: Egyptians gather in Tahrir Square to mark anniversary of uprising.
The Other:
NewsFeed: 85-Year-Old Woman Takes on Moose, Saves Husband.
Tea x Time List: 10 National Fast Foods You Should Try.

I think I’ve never been made sadder from a link dump

thedailywhat:

This x That:

Know This:

  • Above: President Obama and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer engage in an “intense exchange” over her book, Scorpions for Breakfast, which claims the president ignores illegal immigration “because migrants will help Mr. Obama register more Democratic votes.”
  • Father of teen involved in infamous beating video turns son in
  • RIP: Nicol Williamson, Excalibur actor, dead at 75. Also: Sportswriter Bill Mardo, at 88.

Read This:

  • In opinion piece, Fidel Castro calls Republican presidential nomination race “the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.” 
  • Oklahoma City Republican introduces bill to ban use of human fetuses in food products.

Look At This:

The Other:

I think I’ve never been made sadder from a link dump


Q: Who is the best band of all time the showdown — RadioHadt vs. Animal Collection

blameaspartame:

blameaspartame:

vs

A: no one knows

the showdown continues..


mothernaturenetwork:

At 4,841 years old, this ancient bristlecone pine is the oldest known non-clonal organism on Earth. Located in the White Mountains of California, in Inyo National Forest, Methuselah’s exact location is kept a close secret in order to protect it from the public. (An older specimen named Prometheus, which was more than 5,000 years old, was cut down by a U.S. Forest Service graduate student in 1964.) Today you can visit the grove where Methuselah hides, but you’ll have to guess at which tree it is. Could this one be it?The world’s 10 oldest living trees

The fact that these trees are all thousands of years older than Jesus really helps me dismiss organized religion.

mothernaturenetwork:

At 4,841 years old, this ancient bristlecone pine is the oldest known non-clonal organism on Earth. Located in the White Mountains of California, in Inyo National Forest, Methuselah’s exact location is kept a close secret in order to protect it from the public. (An older specimen named Prometheus, which was more than 5,000 years old, was cut down by a U.S. Forest Service graduate student in 1964.) Today you can visit the grove where Methuselah hides, but you’ll have to guess at which tree it is. Could this one be it?
The world’s 10 oldest living trees

The fact that these trees are all thousands of years older than Jesus really helps me dismiss organized religion.

(via alice44)


theearwolftumblr:

Another piece from Ben Zurawski! Have you visited his Flickr?

 
Comedy Death Ray Illustration 2

a moment from the Chicago Comedy Death-Ray show atthe Kenetic Playground in Chicago…Huell Howser’s trigger word wasuttered and things got a little out of hand. Scott was asked to helprestrain in the waterboarding process and Bob Odenkirk took fulladvantage of the situation. I’m just drawing what I saw…

theearwolftumblr:

Another piece from Ben Zurawski! Have you visited his Flickr?

Comedy Death Ray Illustration 2

a moment from the Chicago Comedy Death-Ray show at
the Kenetic Playground in Chicago…Huell Howser’s trigger word was
uttered and things got a little out of hand. Scott was asked to help
restrain in the waterboarding process and Bob Odenkirk took full
advantage of the situation. I’m just drawing what I saw…


When the web started, I used to get really grumpy with people because they put my poems up. They put my stories up. They put my stuff up on the web. I had this belief, which was completely erroneous, that if people put your stuff up on the web and you didn’t tell them to take it down, you would lose your copyright, which actually, is simply not true.

And I also got very grumpy because I felt like they were pirating my stuff, that it was bad. And then I started to notice that two things seemed much more significant. One of which was… places where I was being pirated, particularly Russia where people were translating my stuff into Russian and spreading around into the world, I was selling more and more books. People were discovering me through being pirated. Then they were going out and buying the real books, and when a new book would come out in Russia, it would sell more and more copies. I thought this was fascinating, and I tried a few experiments. Some of them are quite hard, you know, persuading my publisher for example to take one of my books and put it out for free. We took “American Gods,” a book that was still selling and selling very well, and for a month they put it up completely free on their website. You could read it and you could download it. What happened was sales of my books, through independent bookstores, because that’s all we were measuring it through, went up the following month three hundred percent

I started to realize that actually, you’re not losing books. You’re not losing sales by having stuff out there. When I give a big talk now on these kinds of subjects and people say, “Well, what about the sales that I’m losing through having stuff copied, through having stuff floating out there?” I started asking audiences to just raise their hands for one question. Which is, I’d say, “Okay, do you have a favorite author?” They’d say, “Yes.” and I’d say, “Good. What I want is for everybody who discovered their favorite author by being lent a book, put up your hands.” And then, “Anybody who discovered your favorite author by walking into a bookstore and buying a book raise your hands.” And it’s probably about five, ten percent of the people who actually discovered an author who’s their favorite author, who is the person who they buy everything of. They buy the hardbacks and they treasure the fact that they got this author. Very few of them bought the book. They were lent it. They were given it. They did not pay for it, and that’s how they found their favorite author. And I thought, “You know, that’s really all this is. It’s people lending books. And you can’t look on that as a loss of sale. It’s not a lost sale, nobody who would have bought your book is not buying it because they can find it for free.”

What you’re actually doing is advertising. You’re reaching more people, you’re raising awareness. Understanding that gave me a whole new idea of the shape of copyright and of what the web was doing. Because the biggest thing the web is doing is allowing people to hear things. Allowing people to read things. Allowing people to see things that they would never have otherwise seen. And I think, basically, that’s an incredibly good thing.

Neil Gaiman on Copyright, Piracy, and the Commercial Value of the Web (X)

(via kulap)


gq:

“Obama Is Stupid”: The Stupid Thing Conservatives Love To Say
Over at Death Race 2012, GQ’s blog about the presidential election campaign, we asked one of our favorite writers, a mischievous man who goes by the name Mobutu Sese Seko, to figure out what’s behind one of the conservative punditry class’s favorite attacks on President Obama: namely, that he’s dumb. Rarely has an argument that is so self-evidently, well, dumb gotten so much traction. What gives? A peek at Mobutu’s dismantling of it is below. Click here to read the full piece.

Newt boasts that these debates will be conducted without  teleprompters—a shallow dig at Obama that feeds the president’s critics  two satisfying lines of assault. For conservatives and liberals  infuriated by Obama’s measured cadences and insistence on rhetorical  balance and compromise, it suggests that his unflappability is all  pretense, unsustainable in the real world that real men inhabit, where  spitting is permitted and there are Islamofascists to wrestle shirtless.  But it also suggests something far more satisfying to the GOP base:  Newt, ever the cherub-faced and gloating prick, is implying that Barack  Obama is stupid.



GOP pundits have trotted out  the “Obama is stupid” charge regularly since 2008, but it’s always felt  like filler—some meaningless lobbyist conjunction added before launching  into another bit of pre-fab mendacity. In the last few months, however,  it’s seemed more like rescue. As the GOP campaign swarmed to flat  taxes, Iran and Israel—like children playing soccer, shambling  slackjawed after the ball—the safe rhetoric of “OBAMA DUMB!” has risen  to a kind of Hulk-smash ejaculation of thoughtlessness. It’s  name-calling of such inane finality that it makes rational debate cease.  It obscures unsustainable policy and off-message waffling. Whenever  Mitt Romney’s think-tank goblins need to change the narrative from  whatever message they can’t agree on, they can switch to the message  that Obama’s a stone dummy. That’s what Romney’s really saying whenever  he trots out his applause-line chestnut that Obama is a good man who is  “in over his head.”

gq:

“Obama Is Stupid”:
The Stupid Thing Conservatives Love To Say

Over at Death Race 2012, GQ’s blog about the presidential election campaign, we asked one of our favorite writers, a mischievous man who goes by the name Mobutu Sese Seko, to figure out what’s behind one of the conservative punditry class’s favorite attacks on President Obama: namely, that he’s dumb. Rarely has an argument that is so self-evidently, well, dumb gotten so much traction. What gives? A peek at Mobutu’s dismantling of it is below. Click here to read the full piece.

Newt boasts that these debates will be conducted without teleprompters—a shallow dig at Obama that feeds the president’s critics two satisfying lines of assault. For conservatives and liberals infuriated by Obama’s measured cadences and insistence on rhetorical balance and compromise, it suggests that his unflappability is all pretense, unsustainable in the real world that real men inhabit, where spitting is permitted and there are Islamofascists to wrestle shirtless. But it also suggests something far more satisfying to the GOP base: Newt, ever the cherub-faced and gloating prick, is implying that Barack Obama is stupid.

GOP pundits have trotted out the “Obama is stupid” charge regularly since 2008, but it’s always felt like filler—some meaningless lobbyist conjunction added before launching into another bit of pre-fab mendacity. In the last few months, however, it’s seemed more like rescue. As the GOP campaign swarmed to flat taxes, Iran and Israel—like children playing soccer, shambling slackjawed after the ball—the safe rhetoric of “OBAMA DUMB!” has risen to a kind of Hulk-smash ejaculation of thoughtlessness. It’s name-calling of such inane finality that it makes rational debate cease. It obscures unsustainable policy and off-message waffling. Whenever Mitt Romney’s think-tank goblins need to change the narrative from whatever message they can’t agree on, they can switch to the message that Obama’s a stone dummy. That’s what Romney’s really saying whenever he trots out his applause-line chestnut that Obama is a good man who is “in over his head.”